1516 4th Ave N  Billings, MT. 59101

(406) 252- 8505

Open 11am - 2am daily

"Sign up for the 2005 season"

              

 

THE STORY OF SURFER JOE'S

     One day Bebo and Jason were hanging out drinking, smoking cigars and just HAVING FUN. Bebo told stories of the beaches, the babes, the food, the booze, more babes, and the occasional run in with "da law" back home on Galveston island. Jason wondered if Bebo was getting homesick ... so he went to his other buds brad and Joe and said "wassup" They replied "how you doin'" Jason said I think the b is homesick and we need to do something, so brad, Joe, and Jason went over to get Bebo and said "ROADTRIP" So they all went south for some serious surfing! Bebo made the comment "wouldn’t it be nice if we could live on the beach and work out of a beach house" Joe said "sure but how we gonna do it in Montana" Jason asked "what do you miss the most ?" Bebo said "the beach, the rum, the volleyball", Joe added "the food, and the babes in bikinis!" Well after several margaritas, too many cigars, and countless arguments over who cheated at cards, they hit the surf for one last ride. As the final wave of the day crested.. All 4 compadres mounted their sticks. As brad was hanging 10, Jason was goofy foot’n a hot one ! Bebo nailed a cutback on a fat whitecap just in time to see Joe shootin’ the tube, only to be followed by a dark Grey dorsal fin! Brad, Jason, and Bebo all made it to shore, as They all cast eyes on the pounding surf in hopes of Joe's return. Alas Joe never made it to the beach, however a great white had come ashore down the beach with a bad case of indigestion. SO Jason, Bebo, and brad packed up the shark and headed back home to build a beach club, a place to remember Surfer JOE., a place for drinking, dancing, and debauchery (look it up in the dictionary) !

THUS SURFER JOE’S IS BORN OUT OF A DREAM, A PASSION AND OF DAYS GONE BY. when YOU ARE here tO DRINK, EAT, DANCE, PLAY IN THE SAND, AND DO SOME DEBAUCHIN’, please remember to say hi to Surfer Joe as you pass under him

OPEN 11AM to 2AM DAILY

 KITCHEN SERVING WHILE THE COOK IS SOBER (USUALLY 9PM)

DISCLAIMER: SURFER JOE’S IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HANGOVERS, SORENESS, CRABS, UPSET HUSBANDS & WIVES, or any promises made while visiting the beach house!